1、长期医嘱：永远爱我。
Long term medical advice: love me forever.
2、愿得一人心，永不再相亲。
May you have a heart and never have a blind date again.
3、年轻不嗨，老年痴呆。
Young not Hi, Alzheimer's.
4、论喜欢你，我可是天下第一。
In terms of liking you, I'm the first in the world.
5、只许州官放火，不许你离开我。
The governor is allowed to set fire, and you are not allowed to leave me.
6、人心险恶，你不如跟着我。
People are dangerous. You might as well follow me.
7、可爱又迷人的反派角色。
cute and charming villain.
8、没你我活不了，想想就搞笑。
I can't live without you. It's funny to think about it.
9、佛不要你皈依，佛要你欢喜。
The Buddha doesn't want you to convert. The Buddha wants you to be happy.
10、想吃掉难过，但它太大了。
Want to eat sad, but it's too big.
11、只有我知道你穿着小熊袜子。
Only I know you're wearing bear socks.
12、生活很讨厌，还好我很可爱。
Life is annoying. Fortunately, I'm cute.
13、夏天太冷，我会被融化的啦。
It's too cold in summer. I'll be melted.
14、你不是别人的，我就很开心。
I'm happy you're not someone else's.
15、偶尔可恶，永远可爱。
Occasionally hateful, always lovely.
16、人丑还想视频的，请自重！
Ugly people still want to video, please respect yourself!
17、我就是我，自己看着都上火。
I am me. I look angry myself.
18、熊熊剪了指甲，就变成了能能。
When you cut your nails, it becomes energy.
19、心有萌虎，嗷呜。
The heart has a cute tiger, ow.
20、别吵，仙女在睡觉。
Keep quiet. The fairy is sleeping.
21、今天天气好，好适合结婚。
It's a fine day for marriage.
22、汇报一下，今天也喜欢你哦。
I like you today, too.
23、星星溜进来，躲在屋顶。
The stars slipped in and hid on the roof.
24、你过安检必响，你个铁憨憨！
You will ring when you pass the security check, you iron Han!
25、你来的话，日子会甜一点。
If you come, the days will be sweeter.
26、我不但可爱，我还可爱你呢。
I'm not only cute, I'm also cute to you.
27、放轻松，就当漫游地球。
Relax and roam the earth.
28、生活好讨厌，幸亏我可爱。
Life is so annoying. Fortunately, I'm cute.
29、不要烦我噢，我在冒泡泡。
Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.
30、现在几点，开心一点。
What time is it? Be happy.
31、人生建议，养一只可爱的我。
Life advice, raise a lovely me.
32、星河滚烫，你是人间理想。
The Star River is hot. You are the ideal of the world.
33、比你帅这件事，我很抱歉。
I'm sorry about being more handsome than you.
34、风水轮流转，今天我最好看。爱说啦
Feng Shui turns. I'd better watch it today.
35、汇报一下，今天我也喜欢你哦。
I like you today, too.
36、你被捕了，因为你涉嫌喜欢我。
You're under arrest because you're suspected of liking me.
37、不笑运气差，一笑脸就大。
If you don't laugh, you'll get a big smile.
38、可可爱爱，没有脑袋。
But lovely love, no head.
39、今天也是个没人要的坏小孩。
Today is also a bad child no one wants.
40、随身的行囊，装些快乐。
Carry a bag with you to hold some happiness.
41、你再不来，我要下雪了。
If you don't come again, I'll snow.
42、健康可爱，没有眼袋。
Healthy and lovely, no pouch.
43、没心没肺，活着不累。
Heartless, not tired to live.
44、女为悦己者容，我为自己荣。
I'm proud of myself.
45、众生皆苦，只有你是草莓味。
All beings are bitter, only you are strawberry.
46、这么可爱的我，你确定不要。
Such a lovely me, are you sure not to.
47、会有蚊子替我爱你。
Mosquitoes will love you for me.
48、事已至此，先吃饭吧。
That's it. Let's eat first.
49、本人丰富，无法简介。
I am too rich to introduce myself.
50、不甜，但是感觉亿点点可爱。
