1、我这不是胖，是可爱到膨胀。
I'm not fat, but cute to swell.
2、今天天气真好，想吃香辣鸡煲。
It's a nice day today. I want to eat spicy chicken pot.
3、没有不醒的梦，只有不想醒的人。
There are no dreams that don't wake up, only those who don't want to wake up.
4、你早起我早起，明天我们在一起。
You get up early, I get up early, and we'll be together tomorrow.
5、你若撒野，今生我把酒奉陪。
If you go wild, I'll drink with you this life.
6、你就委屈点，栽在我手里行不行。
Just be aggrieved and plant it in my hand.
7、我一路撒着星星，奔向你。
I scattered stars all the way to you.
8、美女眼前过，不泡是罪过。
It's a sin not to soak in front of a beautiful woman.
9、今天我请客，请你热爱生活。
Today is my treat. Please love life.
10、冬天不端奶茶杯，孤苦一生没人追。
In winter, no one pursues the improper milk tea cup in a lonely life.
11、秋天适合想念，更适合见面。
Autumn is suitable for missing and meeting.
12、你是一个憨憨，天天不吃早餐。
You are a simple person who doesn't eat breakfast every day.
13、你是年少的欢喜，倒过来念。
You are the joy of youth. Read it backwards.
14、处对象冲我来，找别人算什么本事。
It's no skill to find someone else.
15、人生建议：养一只可爱的我。
Life advice: raise a lovely me.
16、我曾踏月而来，只因你在山中。
I came to the moon because you were in the mountains.
17、解不开的心结，那就打个蝴蝶结吧。
If you can't untie your heart knot, tie a bow.
18、你头发乱了噢。
Your hair is messy.
19、嘴是用来亲的，不是用来吵架的。
The mouth is for kissing, not for quarreling.
20、孤独久了，感觉自己都有了仙气。
Lonely for a long time, I feel immortal.
21、女为悦己者容，我为自己荣。
I'm proud of myself.
22、我是可爱的小姑娘，你是可爱。
I am a lovely little girl, you are lovely.
23、对象没有不要紧，奶茶不喝会伤心。
It doesn't matter if you don't have an object. If you don't drink milk tea, you will be sad.
24、心动就是：完了完了完了。
The heart is: it's over.
25、横扫饥饿，做回自己。
Sweep away hunger and be yourself.
26、人生理想：养一只可爱的你。
Life ideal: raise a lovely you.
27、想嫁给你，然后收点彩礼费。
I want to marry you and charge some bride price.
28、你说的很对，不过我不听。
You're right, but I won't listen.
29、因为你，我的心脏总是忙个不停。
Because of you, my heart is always busy.
30、向神灵许愿让你做我的小熊。
Make a wish to the gods to make you my little bear.爱说啦
31、记得走路带风，更要抬头挺胸。
Remember to walk with wind, but also raise your head and keep your chest high.
32、遇见你时，空气都是甜的。
When I meet you, the air is sweet.
33、英雄不问出处，恋爱找我速度。
Heroes don't ask the source, love finds me fast.
34、做我的小公猪，天天吃猪饲料。
Be my little boar and eat pig feed every day.
35、夏天很温柔，你也是。
Summer is very gentle, so are you.
36、当初就不该下凡找盖世英雄。
You shouldn't have come down to earth to find heroes.
37、月亮睡了你不睡，你是秃头小宝贝。
If you don't sleep when the moon sleeps, you are a bald baby.
38、少女心有一吨重。
A girl's heart weighs a ton.
39、偶尔会撒娇，但我还是你爸爸。
Occasionally act like a spoiled child, but I'm still your father.
40、像我这种人才，到哪都吃的开。
People like me can eat anywhere.
41、上生活的贼船，做快乐的海盗。
Go on the pirate ship of life and be a happy pirate.
42、脖子真可爱，顶着一张猪脑袋。
It's a lovely neck with a pig's head.
43、做够了小仙女，想做你的宝贝。
Enough fairy, want to be your baby.
44、汇报一下，今天也喜欢你哦。
I like you today, too.
45、生活很讨厌，还好我很可爱。
Life is annoying. Fortunately, I'm cute.
46、唐僧再厉害，也不过是个耍猴的。
No matter how powerful Tang monk is, he is just a monkey.
47、喜欢我的人多了，你算老大。
Many people like me. You're the boss.
48、人之初性本善，不想上班怎么办。
People are good at first. What if they don't want to go to work.
49、希望所有的事都像长胖一样简单。
I hope everything is as simple as getting fat.
50、本人丰富，无法简介。
