发朋友圈有意思的句子英文

2023年10月15日08:49:43发朋友圈有意思的句子英文已关闭评论 0
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1、别跟我谈感情,谈感情伤钱。Don’t talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

Salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

52、熬最深的夜,脱最多的发。

The deepest night, the most hair.

53、请不要对我发誓,我怕你被劈死。

Please don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be chopped to death.

54、没有什么困难是战胜不了我的。

There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.

55、你要是鲜花,以后牛都不敢拉屎了。

If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to poop in the future.

56、小明吃了麻婆豆腐,被麻婆一刀捅死。

Xiao Ming ate Mapo Tofu and was stabbed to death by Ma Po.

57、我承受了这个年纪不该有的饭量。

I'm not supposed to eat at my age.

58、你们都好搞笑,是我太笨。

You're all funny. I'm stupid.